Hey, it’s Ralph here, reporting in from Madison Square Garden. Looks like the folks running Westminster show are losing touch with reality!
First, they continue to deny mixed-breeds like me are even dogs. We aren’t good enough for Westminster. We can save lives, give unending love, and help people in countless ways. But we’re just not good enough to show at Westminster.
Heck, this year Westminster banned one of their advertisers from encouraging people to adopt rescue dogs. It seems to a mutt like me, they’d rather see dogs die than spoil the show.
People love their dogs regardless of breed. Someone tell that to Westminster. If you can figure out what planet they’re on.