Hey it’s Ralph. Today I’ve decided to give you the top 10 Reasons we should replace TSA agents at airports with dogs.
Reason Number Ten: People would look forward to getting searched at the airport because they get to play with the dogs.
Reason Number Nine: We make people feel better. TSA agents cause trauma.
Reason Number Eight: Our sense of smell can detect explosives. You can keep your shoes on.
Reason Number Seven: You don’t need to go through x-ray machines. We just smell your butt.
Reason Number Six: If we find any contraband, we just eat it and you can go on your way.
Reason Number Five: We PLAY with children in wheel chairs. We don’t scare them.
Reason Number Four: If you’re upset and insult us, we won’t detain you. We’ll just give you a lick to cheer you up.
Reason Number Three: We won’t touch your junk
Reason Number Two: We don’t get excited going through your underwear.
Reason Number One: We would actually catch terrorists instead of making everyone else feel bad.