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Once again, I have to report I did not take best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club show.
Honors went to Banana Joe.
Now I have nothing against Banana Joe.
I even like Bananas.
But I’m not a pure-bred so I can’t compete.
I’m just a dog dog, mixed-breed, mutt.
And there’s no category for us.
Just: Best Dog Not Allowed To Compete Award.
Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE watching the show.
But I’d love it even more if I could play.
I’d promise not to pee in Madison Square Garden.
Well at least not in public.
Well at least not if I didn’t have to.
Thinking of it, I have to go right now.