The Dog That Peed on Rick Santorum

Dogs are so much smarter than humans.

It took weeks of campaigning.

It took millions of dollars.

But finally, people in two states voted for dog abuser Mitt Romney in the Presidential primaries.

Now you probably know, dogs oppose Romney for strapping his dog Seamus to the roof of his car for a 10 hour car ride.

But what’s not so public is that one of my dog brothers voted down Rick Santorum by peeing on him.

Yes, the story is true.

In the year 2000, Rick Santorum went door to door meeting people and asking for their vote.

At one home, a woman said it was hot and invited the future Congressman in for a glass of water.

While Santorum was waiting for the water, her dog came over and left Rick a present – right in his lap.

Are dogs smart or what?

Here’s the way he tells it.

So, I had the dog. I had a sip or two of water. We chatted. And the next thing I know, there is a warm sensation on my lap

Now I’ve peed in more than a few laps.

But peeing on Rick Santorum? Man that’s every dog’s dream.

I just wish I could give that dog a high-paw.

All right, I’ve amused you for the day. I’m going back to sleep.

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If you don’t like it, make yourself useful and go scratch a dog’s belly or something.