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You may know me as Ralph – The Coolest Dog on the Internet.
But when the lights go out, I transform.
And I become Spiderdog.
No, it doesn’t have anything to do with the hit movie that just came out.
No, it didn’t have anything to do with me sitting in my dog parent’s lap during the movie.
It’s just the what happens when everyone goes to sleep in my house.
They think I’m asleep.
What they don’t know is that I’ve put on my Spidey suit and I’m really fighting crime.
I climb the walls of tall buildings. I spin webs to jump from building to building.
I bring down the worst criminals and tie them up so the police can take them away.
And then – in an instant – I disappear.
Back to my home where I pretend to sleep.
I’ve told you my secret.
Let’s keep it between us, okay?