All posts tagged "Ralph The Mutt"
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6.5K3RALPH SpeaksThe Story of Dogs And Passover
The holiday of Passover starts on Wednesday night. Jewish homes all over the world are busy cleaning and scouring to remove all...
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Do You Have Time To Rub My Belly?
Everyone is so busy all the time. They have appointments to make and appointments to keep. And everyone is running late all...
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My Secret Identity Spiderdog
You may know me as Ralph – The Coolest Dog on the Internet. But when the lights go out, I transform. And...
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KateMoss
Super Model Kate Moss is frustrated. Life is out of control for the supermodel. Her dog Archie pees on the furniture. And...
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Who I’m Voting For in the Presidential Election
The other day, my dog parent was resting and I wasn’t doing much. Unless you count chewing on his sandal as doing...
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Why Does He Think I Pooped In the Hall?
My dog parent is psychic. He came up to me yesterday morning and asked, “Ralph, who pooped in the hall?” Did he...
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Help! I Need A Vet
Hey it’s Ralph and today I need your help. I need a really good vet. I’m fine – thanks for asking. My...
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Stop The Killing of Our Dogs! Urgent.
Our dogs are in danger. Big business cares only about profits. We care about our dog’s lives. Please watch this video and...
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Why Is Diamond Pet Foods Producing Dangerous Pet Foods?
You’ve probably never heard of Diamond Pet Foods. But they’re negligence is endangering the lives of dogs all over the world. They...
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I Challenge Ted Nugent To A Duel
The things people say about dogs and puppies these days is disgusting. I was never a big fan of Ted Nugent the...
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The Problem Being The Coolest Dog on the Internet
I’m confused and I need your help. Lots and lots of folks know me as The Coolest Dog on the Internet. And...
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Give Me The Paw
I don’t understand humans. I mean like at ALL. After I was with my dog parent a few weeks. I needed to...
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Do Dogs Think With Their Belly?
I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. Someone said I think with my belly. They accused my dog parent of...
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Put Ann Romney on the Roof
This isn’t about politics. Dogs don’t vote – although we’d be in better shape than we currently are. Ann and Mitt Romney...
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Dog Leads Team to the Stanley Cup
It’s gonna happen. Maybe this year. My team is going to the Stanley Cup. It’s that time of year in the NHL...
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The Yankees Need Me!
The phone rang yesterday. It was Joe Giradi manager of the New York Yankees. “Ralph!” he yelled into the phone. “We need...
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Dog Saves Puppy From Drowning (Owner Needs Brain)
I love hero dogs. I love videos of hero dogs. But sometimes, peoples’ brains take a holiday. Ya’ think I’m kidding? Check...
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The Dog That Ate The Easter Bunny
Have you met Dexter yet? He’s the singing dog on YouTube. But today Dexter has a confession to make. He ate the...
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People Should Be More Like Dogs!
There’s one thing we dogs don’t get about humans. You’re always arguing with one another! You don’t like one another. You don’t...
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How To Stop Smelly Dog Farts
It’s no secret. Dogs fart. We fart when you change our diet. We fart when something upsets our system. People fart all...
