All posts tagged "Ralph The Mutt"
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A Dog’s Gotta Dream
Do dogs dream? Of course they do. We dream of running (no place in particular). We dream of eating our favorite foods....
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Dog Treadmills – Is This Dumb Or What?
Remember when being a dog was being a dog? Remember the excitement of going for a walk? All those new smells and...
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Occupy The Dog Bowl
Everyone is occupying everything these days. Wall Street – already occupied. Seattle – get in line. Washington D.C. – of course. The...
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Chase It Yourself
Sometimes, I give up on my dog parent. I mean he’s a nice guy and all but sometimes, he just doesn’t get...
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I Run The Iditarod From My Backyard
The first day of the Iditarod was grueling. We departed Anchorage for Willow at 10 AM. It’s still mostly dark here. The...
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Why Dogs Lick Their Butt
I’ve been asked to write this by a woman who saw a dog parent scream, rant, and carry on because she saw...
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Don’t Quibble About Kibble?
If my feet could reach the pedals of the car, I would drive to the grocery store myself and buy my own...
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The Dog That Peed on Rick Santorum
Dogs are so much smarter than humans. It took weeks of campaigning. It took millions of dollars. But finally, people in two...
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Me and the Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama recently called me for a brief chat. When I answered the phone I said, “Hello Dalai.” He told me...
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Uggie Wins An Oscar: Priceless Photo
I’m really proud of Uggie. He was the real star of the movie The Artist. Not only did he steal the scenes...
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Ralphsanity?
Hey everyone, it’s Ralph reporting in from Orlando, Florida. It’s the NBA all star game and I’ve been hanging out with my...
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Adults Only: I Need A Dogasm!
I need a dogasm. I haven’t had one since yesterday and frankly, it’s not enough. My dog parent is sleeping now and...
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Why Are You Looking At Me?
I tell you dogs get no respect. Mutts get even less respect. Everyone was sitting around watching the hockey game and suddenly…...
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All Aboard Dog Force One!
Did you ever wonder what would happen if overnight the Obama’s dog Bo and I changed places? The first thing they’d have...
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How Come Humans Shake Hands?
I do not understand humans at all. They pride themselves on knowledge. While we dogs howl at the moon, they go to...
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Dog Farts? It’s Your Fault!
It happens every time I settle down for a nap. Comfortable quiet spot – check. Favorite soft toy nearby – check. Kinda...
