RALPH Speaks

I Challenge Ted Nugent To A Duel

The things people say about dogs and puppies these days is disgusting.

I was never a big fan of Ted Nugent the singer.

But his recent quote has me wanting to bite someone for the first time ever.

You may recall that Nugent said something stupid about President Obama and the Secret Service got involved.

But instead of Nugent shutting up, he went on the offensive.

His latest was to go after Obama again and this time bring up the “dog eating” story.

Now, right now – I’d lift up my leg and pee on both major presidential candidates.

One put dogs on the roof and the other put them in his mouth.

"The Nasty Man Who Wants To Rape Your Puppy"

But Nugent just can’t shut up.

Now he claims the media is portraying him as “the nasty man who wants to rape your puppy.”

This is just disgusting.

To talk about raping puppies is the product of a sick mind.

So folks here’s the deal:

If you have any Ted Nugent albums – toss ’em in the trash.

If you’ve downloaded any Ted Nugent albums – erase them.

He’s just not worth listening too.

Let’s spread the message.

Dogs everywhere: lift up your leg and pee on a Ted Nugent album.

It will be good for humanity.

After thinking about it. I wouldn’t want to bite him.

I might catch a brain disease.




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