I’ve never been so insulted in all my life.
Someone said I think with my belly.
They accused my dog parent of not feeding me because I like treats.
Now there is a major problem with dogs being fed too much.
With dogs that are getting overweight and getting diabetes.
But I’m a lean mean fighting machine.
It’s just that…
I like treats.
It doesn’t really matter what the treat is…
Well, it does.
Human food rocks.
You could wake me up in the middle of the night and if I smell human food, I’m yours.
Well, some of them rock.
You’ll never find me turning down a Yummy Chummy or a Paul Newman “cigar”.
But someone just sent us a package of food to review for the Dogington Post…
Well, let’s just say I wouldn’t give that stuff to the ugly cat next store.
Who thought of these flavors anyway.
Look, if you’re making yourself a hamburger, make me one too.
Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce.
Chicken cutlets on the barbecue? My favorite.
I know when to stop eating.
When my belly is too full I don’t feel so good.
So I’m careful with what I eat.
But in the meantime…bring it on.
Typing all this has made me hungry!
If you like giving dogs yummy treats, click the like button.
If not – just go away.
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