VIDEO: Beware of Guard Dogs Disguised as Coats!

When Matt Rundquist paid a surprise visit to his mother’s Chicago house, he was greeted in the entryway by a very unhappy coat. Wait, what?

Just watch…

Stuck in a coat sleeve but still performing her guard dog duties is Traif, a Dachshund.

Traif is a Hebrew word meaning “not kosher,” a nod to this Doxies sausage-y qualities – how clever!